Apparently, reading 50 Shades of Grey warrants being squirted in the face with 50 Shades of Brown.
Raymond Hodgson, 31, was recently charged with common assault after finding his partner, Emma McCormick, reading the BDSM erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, before slapping her in the face and squirting a mysterious brown sauce on her because he found the books “pornographic” and “distasteful.”
This candidate for Boyfriend Of The Year stormed over to his girlfriend’s house, bottle of brown sauce in hand, and knocked on the door. After McCormick answered the door and realized what was going on, she quickly tried to close it, but was stopped when Hodgson planted his foot in the way. He then hit his girlfriend in the face and squirted the liquid towards McCormick, which, she said “stung her eyes and was all over the walls, which she had to clean up afterwards.”
What a tremendous ass. Girl, you’ve got to leave this guy! Controlling what books you read is bad enough, but throwing brown sauce at you acid-attack-style is just plain crazy — not to mention domestic abuse. [The Telegraph UK]
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