World’s Heaviest Woman Is Shedding The Pounds With The Sex Diet

Pauline Potter took the title of the Guinness Book World Record’s Fattest Woman at 728 pounds. She packed on the pounds after divorcing her husband Alex, binging on about 10,000 calories a day. I’ll provide some calorie math for you. Ten thousand calories a day works out to be four bowls of cereal, a box of cookies and cheese curls for breakfast, a super-sized fast food meal and an order of chicken nuggets for lunch, three servings of pasta for dinner and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for dessert. This diet led Pauline to health complications and immobility. Her son had to help her use the bathroom.

Oddly, at her rock bottom point, when she attained the Guinness title, her ex-husband Alex wanted back in her life. They are not back together per se, but Alex visits a couple of weeks a month for sex marathon sessions, doing it up to seven times in one day. This sexercise is helping Pauline shed about 15 pounds a month. “I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session-it’s great exercise just jiggling around,” Pauline said. Despite her size, Pauline claims that the couple are able to enjoy many different positions. She can’t fit into sexy lingerie just yet, but she makes her own by draping a fancy sheet over herself. Pauline’s goal is to sex off about 200 pounds. “I still eat Big Macs, but I’ll choose between fries or nuggets,” Pauline reports on her dietary adjustments.” I tell Alex he needs to visit more so he can help me shed the pounds quicker!”

Hey, why not? If she’s losing the weight she needs to on the sex diet and it’s making her happy, hump away Pauline, hump away. Losing weight should be fun. Although, she may want to consider cutting out the fast food as well. [Daily Mail UK]