Tom Cruise Can Move Inanimate Objects — With His Mind!

  • So, Tom Cruise, as you know, is a Scientologist. He is also an OT VII (OT stands for Operating Thetan and, oh for the love of Xenu, I will just explain in another post) and OT VIIs, according to Scientology, have magical powers. For example, as an OTVII, Tom Cruise is, supposedly, telekinetic. Yeah. If you see Suri floating through the sky one day, now you know how and why. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Here is an adorable photo of Violet Affleck walking her dog. But even more adorable to me is that Violet appears to wear Transitions Lenses, those prescription glasses that darken into sunglasses when you go outside. Just like Al Pacino! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Your man is awesome, but the sex sucks. What do you do? [Your Tango]
  • A study confirms what anyone who’s ever quit smoking already knows: ditch the cigs, gain weight. [Newser]
  • This criminal thinks big: a man named Frederick Denney barricaded himself in a hotel room and demanded he be brought Paris Hilton and pizza. [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently, breast strokes happen outside the pool at the Olympic Games — here are five things you didn’t know about sex in Olympic Village. [Tres Sugar]
  • Mostly for Jessica’s enjoyment: a whole mess of photos of pandas being cute. [theBERRY]
  • But if pandas aren’t your thing, here are 36 photos of Josh Hutcherson (from “Hunger Games”) lookin’ tasty. [theBERRY]