Daniel Tosh Issues Half-Assed Twitter Apology For Rape Jokes

  • Daniel Tosh apologized yesterday for suggesting onstage Friday night that it would be funny if a female audience was raped by five dudes — although it was a pretty meh apology, given it was just tweeting “all of the out of context misquotes aside, I’d like to sincerely apologize.” Tosh had told a rape joke while performing onstage and a woman in the audience of the Laugh Factory had yelled out that rape jokes weren’t funny. He then said, “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, five guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…” Don’t try to pass that off as mere heckler handling, Tosh. There were a million other ways to better handle that situation that doesn’t involve threats of sexualized violence.  [E! Online]
  • Lady Gaga’s social networking site Little Monsters has finally launched. [PopCrush]
  • Kate Spade is launching a lower-priced line, which will allegedly be called Saturday. Goodbye, rest of my paychecks for all of eternity. [Racked]
  • Vanessa Paradis is devastated over Johnny Depp’s cheating on her with Amber Heard. Well, duh. [Stupid Celebrities
  • Kanye West finally made his debut on — gulp! — “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” [Uptown Magazine]
  • Dip-dyeing your dog’s fur is the new celeb trend. Well, it’s better than rehab. [Betty Confidential]
  • Four clothing styles that leave men dazed and confused. [Socialite Life]
  • Kitty with a Batman-stache! [The FW]
  • Ellie Goulding, who just happens to be my most favorite singer, released a new song called “Hanging On” with Tinie Tempah. [PopCrush]
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