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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of July 9-15, 2012

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Cancer (June 21-July 22): It’s crazy how close the brass ring looks, but how far it is to grab. While you contemplate how exhausting it can be in the long run, and that you may be too lazy to have it all, do understand if you passed up this opportunity, you’d only be spending the rest of your life trying to find another chance like this. It’d be work either way, so be wise in choosing your priorities now.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There are a million reasons for you to be happy, and if they aren’t readily coming into your head right now, know it’s you being ungrateful. If so, check yourself and get in touch with your humility, because if you don’t ease back on that sense of entitlement, you might wind up choking up at a point when compassion will be a scarce commodity.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): You can’t win every battle, but no matter — you’ve already won the war. Your opponents are far behind and if you’re feeling any anxiety, it’s due to your neurosis trying to push you that extra mile. Sure, you may be able to extend yourself, but why wear yourself out? There’s nothing wrong with necessary pauses, as this is a moment best for contemplation, not action.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Enough talk. Instead, forget everything you’ve said and dive into your latest scheme with full abandon. Thinking is procrastinating. Don’t get hung up on being “smart,” as your brain isn’t going to operate in that kind of way. Just take cues from a more internal and primitive place and you’ll be fine. Understand hesitation is weakness now, and don’t give in.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Your sexual energy will vibrate at a hotter frequency, which can magnetize the extremely insane. If you’re up to the adventure, latch yourself onto the tail end of this rainbow and fly away ‘til you hit a pot of gold — or a wall. Yes, a 50/50 shot at enchantment is on your horizon — but if the odds are against you, it’ll just mean birds of a feather turning out more of a mess together.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): If you want to hear the truth, you know which people you have to go to. If you want your ass kissed, you also know to whom you should turn. Sometimes they are the same; most of the time they’re are not. However, this week, aim to make this place the same and know it is possible. The great divide of truth and delusion can merge this week.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ve been through more than you give yourself credit for, so don’t be shy in expressing your take on slipping out of tight binds to those who need the advice — and who cares if they never asked. This is your time to share your greatness and in a stronger way. The fact is, you know how to get shit done and it’s about time that bumbling someone gets that too.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There’s a hardly a moment for rest, as there are too many obligations, ideals, emotions and issues to sort through. Yes, a flood of everything is coming and it will make you feel overwhelmed by all that you have accomplished and have to look forward to. So, don’t complain. Know this phase of chaos is a gift, as idle hands are your idea of hell.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): The last thing you want to do is let your baby talk you out of anything you truly believe in. Not to say you’re easy to lead, but new dialogues will begin and confusion will follow. You will see consequences that are more drastic to your most trying situations, and it can mash your heart into a pulp. So, how to stay in clear of this danger? Trust your first instinct and do not waver.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fate is going to do what it wants, so don’t get crazy and think you have any control. The chips are going to fall where they may, and it will only be as good or bad as your karma says it will be. No matter, as it’s all perception anyway and how you look at life will matter. So, decide now if you want to see sunshine or rain clouds. Then, from there, let this week prove you right.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Beauty is everything when it comes to passion now. While you are a lady that does prefer substance to sex appeal, if given a choice, know there is no reason to doubt that the two can’t be one in the same. So, forget making assumptions about the flirtations that spark up now, as it will take time to get to the meat. Until then, enjoy the eye candy, one slow lick at a time.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You move so fast that you often fail to understand your moods are not your own, but absorbed vibes of the people and places around you. So, take a time out to take note of where you are and how it all affects you. There is a major cause and effect happening in your life now, and if you want more successful results, know it’s about location.

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