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The Humpy Awards Are The Dog Humping Competition Which Foretells The End Of The World (NSFW)

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Who Will Emerge Victorious At The Humpy Awards?

Okay, Internet. Everyone else can stop now. It’s time to go home.  I have found the number one most f**ked up and depraved thing on the web: a clip from the first-ever Humpy Awards, a competition in Georgia where dogs and their owners compete in humping. Yes, you read that least sentence correctly.

As the host explains to the crowd of completely normal-seeming people, dogs in The Humpy Awards are judged “on the mount, speed, style, stamina [and] the dismount.” The winner of the Humpy Awards takes home a coveted statue of a dog humping his master’s leg.

I just have one question: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?! [Even I wouldn't submit Lucca to compete, and her humping skills are unparalleled. -- Editor]

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go wash my brain. Where’s the bleach?

[Update: It has come to our attention that this video is "a viral marketing stunt" and is done in Christopher Guest mockumentary-style. However, I assumed it was a clip from the show it is advertising, "Small Town Security," which is a reality TV show. But others seem to think its just a joke. So maybe it's not "real" real? Who knows. All we know is that those dogs are really humping people's legs.]

[Laughing Squid]

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