Hot Links: Now You Can Actually Watch Your Biological Clock Tick

  • If the internal ticking of your biological clock isn’t annoying you enough, now there’s an actual clock that counts down how much longer you’re fertile. Part of me wants to declare this ingenious. Another part of me wants to cry in a corner. [The Stir]
  • Kisses can be great, but when they’re bad, they are horrible. Here are 10 types of kisses you never want to experience. [YourTango]
  • Gossip mags Us Weekly and People weigh in on the TomKat divorce — find out what they have to say on the most OMG celeb split of the year. [Celeb Dirty Laundry (1) and (2)]
  • Look, I get that the Twilight series is popular — but is it worth going to jail over? A woman was sent to the clink because she had failed to return the book and movie she had checked out from the library. [Newser]
  • Sigh. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the way they were… [theBERRY]
  • Our friends at College Candy have rounded up the 25 most influential women on the web under 25. Check out the list! [College Candy]
  • Because I know you care, an adult film star weighs in on why she thinks Octomom Nadya Suleman is a “bad parent.” [Huffington Post]
  • I think we can all admit that it frickin’ blows when you put money in a vending machine and the item you want gets stuck. But a 75 cent bag of Doritos is not working getting your arm stuck for. [TruTV]
  • Future hottie alert! Cindy Crawford’s son Preston turns 13 today and he’s a looker. Is it weird that I just wrote that? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]