Why Not Brand Your Spouse’s Ring Finger To Keep Them From Cheating?

If you’re unsure of your partner’s ability to remain faithful, there’s a solution for you. TheCheeky.com is selling an anti-cheating wedding band that imprints the words “I’m Married” on your partner’s finger. So, should they try to slip off their wedding band to appear unmarried, they’ll be caught. How diabolical. Bwahahaha. Actually, no. Let’s review a few things here. If you’re concerned about your partner cheating, you might want to reconsider the relationship, or try couples’ counseling before you resort to ring-finger branding. Also, as evidenced by Rielle Hunter, knowing someone is married doesn’t necessarily deter everyone from engaging in extra-marital affairs. Save your $550. May we recommend the 5-minute rule instead? [death and taxes]