- Creepy photog Terry Richardson posted, then pulled, provocative photos of Lindsay Lohan on his site yesterday, including this one where she holds a handgun to her head. Or at least it looks like a handgun — maybe it’s a prop? Either way, LiLo also posed for Uncle Terry recently with her butt hanging out. Someone keep these two away from each other! [Fashionista]
- New couple alert, maybe? Sources say Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are dating, but they’re “not exclusive.” [US Weekly]
- Wait, what?!? Matt Lauer from the “Today” show allegedly had an affair with Natalie Morales and fathered one of her kids? That’s from the National Enquirer, so take it with a grain of salt. [Dlisted]
- Dudes: here’s how to tell when a woman is faking it. [Modern Man]
- Anyone else obsessed with the “drunk baby” meme? [The FW]
- Remember when you were a kid watching movies and being an orphan actually looked cool? [Gurl]
- Crayola crayon nail polishes? Cute! [Betty Confidential]
- Baby Blue Ivy Carter (that’s Jay and Bey’s kid, FYI) has been named an honorary citizen of Hvar, Croatia, for some reason. [PopCrush]
- Some weird survey has found that Americans would rather have President Obama guide us through an alien attack than Mitt Romney. [Celebrity Cafe]
- Jane Lynch will be the roast master for the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne. Now, that I have to watch. [Comedy Central]
- Charlie Sheen reportedly “flipped out” on his young daughters when they didn’t want to walk the red carpet with him and ex-wife Denise Richards at the premiere for “Madea’s Witness Protection,” which is Denise’s new movie. He continues to be the worst. [US Weekly]
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[Images: Terry Richardson]
