Blow Other Necklaces Out Of The Water

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 27, 2012

I always wanted a really bitchin’ lifeguard whistle just for personal use. Hey, you! Get out my seat! Lady, put down the last cupcake! Who cares if I lose friends and alienate people with all the power and authority I’ve conferred? C. Wonder’s got a cute 14K-gold plated whistle that will be just the thing for my daily emergencies. I have no idea if it actually whistles but that’s besides the point in this lifeguard fantasy. [$38, C. Wonder]