Agyness Deyn Marries Giovanni Ribisi In Surprise Ceremony

  • British model Agyness Deyn married actor Giovanni Ribisi in a surprise ceremony in Los Angeles last weekend. Um, did anyone even know they were dating? I sure didn’t. [Does this mean she’s a Scientologist now too? — Editor] [Huffington Post]
  • Good Humor ice cream bar shortage?! Stop the presses! [The FW]
  • One Direction bandmate Zayn Malik, who is Muslim, has been accused of “pimping Islam” because he tweeted about Ramadan. Yup, we really have to worry about the radical Islamization of the world’s 12-year-old girls. [PopCrush]
  • NBA star (and Eva Longoria’s ex) Tony Parker has filed a $20 million lawsuit against the NYC nightclub where Drake and Chris Brown’s entourages fought last week, claiming he was injured in the brawl and that W.i.P. Nightclub never should have let both men in at the same time. [TMZ]
  • 10 life lessons to be learned from “Degrassi: The Next Generation.” [Gurl]
  • Men: here’s some modern urinals you need to pee in. [Modern Man]
  • What did Lady Gaga’s manager Troy Carter mean when he referred to her as a “200 pound toddler”? It doesn’t sound like a compliment. [PopCrush]
  • Charlie Sheen has been cast as the President of the United States in a Robert Rodriguez movie called “Machete Kills,” in which I can only assume he is portraying George W. Bush. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Dennis Rodman’s ex-wife has accused the former basketball star of domestic abuse, claiming he drunkenly came into her house at 2:30 a.m. demanding to see his son and roughed her up … then left and returned several hours later wanting to take them out to breakfast. Sigh. Michelle Rodman has now taken a temporary restraining order against him. [TMZ]
  • Pregnant Snooki tripped in her platform sandals, because of course she did. [US Weekly]

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