When Fleshlights Are Mistaken For Mushrooms

A mushroom or a synthetic vagina?

Please note: If you find a soft, slimy object that looks like a plant with two heads with a small hole on one side and eyes, nose and lips on the other, it may be an undiscovered species of mushroom. It also make be a synthetic vagina/anus combo.  Should we tell the reporter it’s a fleshlight or just let the biologist play with it this weekend and discover it on his own? [Buzzfeed]

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