An Open Letter To The Michigan State Representatives Who Think The Word “Vagina” Is Offensive
Vagina you. No, seriously, VAGINA. YOU. You’re so scared of the vagina word that you barred Rep. Lisa Brown from speaking after she used it when addressing her opposition to Michigan’s recent string of extreme abortion bills. “Finally, Mr. Speaker,” Brown said, “I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no.’” So you vaginas can regulate and legislate and tell women what to do with their vagina vaginas, but you find using the vagina word too “offensive” to actually say? One of you vaginas actually said , “It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women,” one state representative said. “I would not say that in mixed company.”
I’m sure you wouldn’t, you stupid vagina, but you sure as vagina are obsessed with controlling what women do with theirs. So vagina you. All of you. VAGINA YOU. In protest, The Frisky is going to use this oh so offensive word in every post. Like I’ve been using the word vagina in this post as a replacement for various curse words. Cause it’s THAT offensive. Vagina vagina vagina!!! VAAAAAAAGINNNNNNNNAAAAAA.
Vagina yours truly,
P.S. Vagina. [Talking Points Memo]