Someone did not think through the Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves’ wedding day People magazine cover photo. Or maybe they’re just fans of “smell my finger” jokes. [Dlisted]
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Sperm, sperm, it’s magical stuff. Not even heavy drinking or smoking will damage sperm, according to a new British study published in the journal Human Reproduction. Handjobs for everybody! [U.S. News & World Reports]
The Department Of Justice has dropped their case against Senator John Edwards. You lucky, lucky bastard, you. Edwards was also able to slither away from a jail sentence last month when a North Carolina jury was mostly deadlocked on his campaign finance trial. [ABC News]
50 Shades Of Grey is gearing up for a licensing bonanza, which means you can expect 50 Shades lingerie, makeup and “adult products aimed at women” coming soon. [Betty Confidential]
Of course you want to watch a 16-year-old Brazilian girl bump and grind on her teacher. Facepalm. [Guanabee]
According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.