Someone Did Not Think Through Matthew McConaughey’s “People” Cover

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  • Someone did not think through the Matthew McConaughey and wife Camila Alves’ wedding day People magazine cover photo. Or maybe they’re just fans of “smell my finger” jokes. [Dlisted]
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  • Sperm, sperm, it’s magical stuff. Not even heavy drinking or smoking will damage sperm, according to a new British study published in the journal Human Reproduction. Handjobs for everybody! [U.S. News & World Reports]
  • The Department Of Justice has dropped their case against Senator John Edwards. You lucky, lucky bastard, you. Edwards was also able to slither away from a jail sentence last month when a North Carolina jury was mostly deadlocked on his campaign finance trial. [ABC News]
  • 50 Shades Of Grey is gearing up for a licensing bonanza, which means you can expect 50 Shades lingerie, makeup and “adult products aimed at women” coming soon. [Betty Confidential]
  • Of course you want to watch a 16-year-old Brazilian girl bump and grind on her teacher. Facepalm. [Guanabee]
  • “Weeds” will be ending after eight seasons. Tear. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • “Mad Men”‘s Vincent Kartheiser on how everyone just wants to punch Pete Campbell in the face. []
  • Kim Kardashian on her ass: “Sometimes I get bored talking about it. Most women have one.” Most women do indeed. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Madonna “exposed her backside” during a Rome concert. OK, this is getting desperate now. [Celebuzz]
  • Catelynn from MTV’s original “16 & Pregnant” cast says an In Touch cover claiming she is pregnant is 100 percent bullshit. [US Weekly]
  • Pregnant Snooki is riding a scooter around Seaside Heights, for some reason. [Starpulse]
  • None of the six sons in the Kogut family of Glen Burnie, Maryland, have earned anything less than an A grade at the local middle school. Goody-two-shoes! [The FW]
  • Is this Hello Kitty beauty salon in Dubai for kids or adults? Either way, it’s freaking me out. [Laughing Squid]
  • If you want creepy, too-personal details about when Kate Middleton plans to conceive, then you’re in luck. [Us Weekly]
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