Matthew McConaughey Weds Longtime Girlfriend Camila Alves

  • Matthew McConaughey wed longtime girlfriend Camila Alves this weekend at their Austin, Texas, home. The couple put up their guests in air-conditioned tents on their property  and singer John Mellencamp serenaded the couple during their ceremony with a song he wrote based on a Bible verse. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • A metal pole wielded by a backup dancer whacked Lady Gaga in the head during a New Zealand concert this weekend, causing a concussion. But ever the professional, Gaga continued performing! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • The “Jersey Shore” cast brawled at a New Jersey club called Bamboo Bar on Friday night: Ronnie supposedly sucker-punched two dudes and JWoww somehow ended up on crutches. Fortunately, pregnant Snooki had the good sense to stay home that night. [Radar OnlineTMZ]

  • Meanwhile, the next night, Deena from “Jersey Shore” was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights when cops saw her drunkenly slapping passing cars. But really, isn’t Deena’s life just one grand act of disorderly conduct? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Kim Kardashian bought Kanye West a rare $750,000 Lambourghini for his 35th birthday, as you do. [TMZ]
  • Ten amazing fight scenes with female heroines. [Betty Confidential]
  • “Community” star Gillian Jacobs is doling out some real talk over at Rookie Mag … perhaps you could use some advice? [Rookie Mag]
  • Love this: 28 ways “Sex and the City” would be different if it were on TV now. Carrie would be a blogger, natch! [BuzzFeed]

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