Scout Willis Absurdly Arrested In NYC For Drinking A Beer

  • Whoopsies! Scout Willis, 20, was arrested in New York City on Monday evening for drinking an “eight-ounce Pakistani beer” while underage and handing cops a fake ID. You would think Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughter would know better than that. I can’t believe that the drinking age is 21 in this country! Stupid behavior all around, yes, but Scout is hardly the first underage drinker out there. [People]
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