Jennifer Aniston Invited Angelina Jolie To Lunch, But Brad Says No, No, No

  • The National Enquirer claims Jennifer Aniston sent flowers to Angelina Jolie, congratulating her on the world’s most ZOMG engagement, and the pair made plans for lunch. No fucking way! said Brad Pitt, supposedly. The Enquirer claims Brad is “freaking out” that his ex-wife and his fiancée might meet up and “envisions the two women pulling hair and punching each other.” Please. Do you know how much plastic surgery it would take to fix that? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • More details on Drew Barrymore’s wedding this weekend: the bride wore a custom-made Chanel dress accented with feathers and guests partied to an ’80s tribute band. Aww! [Eonline]
  • Missed the MTV Movie Awards last night? No worries, here’s everything that went down. [Betty Confidential]
  • Kelsey Grammar and his fourth wife, Kayte, have renewed their vows. So that’s like a fifth wedding, right? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • New songs by Fiona Apple and Patti Smith for your listening enjoyment. [Flavorwire]
  • Sex advice from “Community” star Aubrey Plaza — it’s actually good! [Nerve]
  • Attention: Neil Patrick Harris and his boo David Burtka have stupid-cute babies. There’s video proof. How many toddlers do you think get to hear the phrase, “This is Oprah Winfrey!” [Crushable]
  • Watch out, Prince William: Karl Lagerfeld is talking about your wife’s butt. [The Gloss]
  • Your guide to all the wacky Queen’s Jubilee beauty products out there. I can’t tell if the glittery red, white and blue nail polish is cute or fugs. [Racked
  • Here’s the history of Kardashian family lip-dubs that you didn’t ask for. [BuzzFeed]
  • Shirley MacLaine shared some possible spoilers about “Downtown Abbey,” on which she will be playing Lady Cora’s mom. Don’t click if you don’t want to know! []

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