Obviously John Edwards’ Mistress Unveiled Her New Tell-All Book Today

  • What a coincidence! Yesterday a North Carolina jury found John Edwards not guilty of one charge and a mistrial of five other charges that he misused campaign funds to hide his pregnant mistress. Today, the ex-mistress herself Rielle Hunter announced her new tell-all memoir, What Really Happened: John Edwards, Our Daughter, and Me. Do you think she will explain that time she suggested the campaign release a statement saying she was abducted by aliens? Or tell us how she spent her $9,000-a-month allowance?  [People]
  • George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot and killed unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, has reportedly had his bail revoked and must turn himself in within 48 hours. It’s about time. [Miami Herald]
  • “Star Wars” creator George Lucas announced he is heading towards retirement and appointed Kathleen Kennedy as the co-chair of Lucasfilm. [USA Today]
  • Hugh Hefner’s let his ex-fiancée Crystal Harris move back into the Playboy Mansion and presumably they’re back together, too? Life is weird. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Pregnant Snooki returned to the “Jersey Shore” beach house in Seaside Heights for filming, for who-the-fuck-knows-what reason. She can’t drink. She can’t hot tub. She probably can’t even GTL! [TMZ]
  • An arcade game that dispenses beer? Sounds like a recipe for never leaving the house. [Modern Man]
  • Arya Stark from “Game of Thrones” took the “cinnamon challenge.” Kids these days. [Crushable]
  • Bigamy charges from the state of Utah have been dropped against “Sister Wives” husband Kody Brown, who has four wives. [US Weekly]  
  • A doctor explains whether any woman can ejaculate. We’re listening … [Em & Lo]
  • 17 sweet denim pieces for girly girls that don’t bring to mind Britney Spears circa 1999. [Racked]
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