Christian Bale’s Ex-Assistant Pens Tell-All Book

  • Christian Bale’s ex-assistant and publicist Harrison Cheung has published a tell-all book about the actor filled with all sorts of wack information, like how Bale allegedly once suggested they kill a fan who was bothering him at his home. “A screwdriver thrust thru the eyeball into the brain prevents any screaming,” the actor wrote his assistant in a fax. Cheung also wrote, “It only took me five years of therapy to get past my Bale years. My therapist would describe my condition as post-traumatic stress disorder.” Fun times. [Huffington Post]
  • Justin Bieber ran into a glass wall backstage at a Paris concert and passed out for 15 seconds. A doctor said it was only a mild concussion and he returned to the stage to finish his set. [Betty Confidential
  • Brooke Mueller has checked into rehab for the second time in six months, after an alleged four-day-long drug binge with ex-husband Charlie Sheen. The couple has three-year-old twins, Bob and Max. Get it together, people. [Celebuzz]
  • Urban Outfitters debuted a bunch of Mitt Romney tee shirts for the hipster who is “too legit to Mitt.” [Refinery 29]
  • “Bath salts” have been in the news in recent days after a mentally ill man in Florida took them and attacked and ate the face of a homeless guy. But what are “bath salts”? (And no, I’m not talking about the kind you put in your tub.) [The Daily Beast
  • 10 secretly sexy books for the woman who wants to read 50 Shades Of Grey, but is afraid of getting weird looks. [Gurl
  • How to improve phone sex without saying a thing. [Em & Lo]
  • You guys: The “Fraggle Rock” movie is actually happening! [AV Club]
  • Help name this adorable baby otter. Squeee! [BuzzFeed]
  • Today is National Doughnut Day? Where can you get free donuts? [TIME]
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