John Edwards Slithers Out Of Jail Time, Found Not Guilty

  • What in the what what: John Edwards was found not guilty on one count today in his campaign finance trial over whether he illegally used $1 million in funds to hide his extramarital affair and pregnant mistress. The North Carolina jury was deadlocked on the other five counts, resulting in a mistrial. Is this man the slipperiest bastard in the universe or what? []
  • P. Diddy’s son Justin Combs was awarded a $54,000 football scholarship to UCLA. Critics say the son of one of the wealthiest performers in the world should give back the cash and let it go to a more needy student. [Uptown Magazine]
  • “Bachelorette” Emily Maynard’s wardrobe cost how much? [Betty Confidential]
  • Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” released a single called “How The F**k We Gettin’ Home.” It’s an auto-tune-alicious song about drunk driving, including lyrics like “We don’t take it easy / Someone take my keys please / I don’t think I’m able to drive.” It’s as bad as it sounds. No. Worse. [TMZ]
  • What to do if you are having erotic dreams about your boss. Eeek. [Em & Lo]
  • The London home in which Amy Winehouse died last year is being put on the market by her family. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • What are the weirdest celebrity beauty indulgences — and their DIY alternatives for us regular folk? [Refinery 29]
  • Dr. Ruth brought her adorable granny sex advice to “The Today Show.” The 84-year-old thinks texting is the devil and that women should read sexually explicit books. Also, she’s releasing her own line of wine. Please send us some, Dr. Ruth!  [MSNBC]
  • Spring cleaning your closet? Here’s how to consign your old clothes. [Already Pretty]
  • If shoes are a window into your sex life, here’s what your summer shoes say about who your summer hookup is going to be. [The Gloss]
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