Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 28-June 3, 2012!

Gemini (May 21-June 20): No matter how invincible you feel, don’t bite off more than you can chew. Despite having lots of opportunities to get into some juicy trouble, it’s best to look but avoid touching. It seems if you go past a certain boundary, control will be harder to maintain and can put you in a precarious position. So, while you think you have a grip now, the key is to make sure to keep it that way.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Somehow, mean words from an ex or some lowlife that no longer is part of your life will come back to haunt you— but only in your head. Yes, your demons will be vocal this week, and you’ll need to beat them back to find your center once again. Sure, flogging yourself can have its eye-awakening moments, but this week won’t contain any of them.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Be cautious about who your trust now, by keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. Unfortunately, some two-faced action is going to be happening and they could cause a lot of unnecessary fires. Whatever, at the very least, this situation will expose those you always suspected were pure evil, and prove to others you’re not crazy.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Victories will feel emptier than ever, as the price you’ve had to pay to get them as of late have added up to be more than you could afford. However, why live with regret? There is always something positive to learn from every anticlimactic event in your life. However, as you come out of this yawn-fest, be open to the fact that sometimes <i>something</i> can come out of nothing.

Libra (September 23-October 22): We all have different ideas of what the truth is and if you want to know what your other is thinking, pay attention to semantics and deconstruct thoughts together. Of course, this will be all sorts of aggravating, but going about your life with such a hazy picture of what is actually happening is only going to lead to a big crash. So, be the hero and set the record straight.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Being able to laugh at yourself is a skill you possess and have perfected, but even so, there is a still a lot of flaws that will never be funny to you — or so you think. As that special someone presses your buttons this week, suppress the supreme villainess inside you! Know that if you want to capture the real power, it’ll only happen with vast amounts of composure.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Your inner fascist emerges this week, and you’ll be on a rampage to dominate your honey. Yes, teamwork will go down the toilet, and turmoil and tension will rule. So, expect nothing to be easy with love now. However, make this your prime time to sharpen your fighting skills and gain a deeper, mutual understanding, as empty victories are a total bore.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): It’ll be harder to move ahead, as you’ll see the dark side to all your offers this week — but let that be your mental passport to completion. After all, there is nothing wrong with getting a 360 view of your future and sorting out all the possibilities, no matter how extreme it’ll seem. Although you can’t dictate fate, this will at least make you feel as if you do have some control.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Without drama, there is no love. While you can be on your best behavior all you want, life just doesn’t work that way and you just have to see what you’re made of. Besides, it’s the work you put in that will bring out the best in what you have to gain. Yes, with a little sweat and a whole lot of patience, good things will come out of messy situations now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20):  The silent treatment will work brilliantly with anyone that you consider family, as they need a dose of tough love and to see that you aren’t a doormat. Sure, you ooze compassion and you can give without end, but there are limits to what you should do; if they can’t draw that boundary, show that you can.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Set something in stone this week, as committing to a long-term venture will benefit you in many ways. Even if it doesn’t go into action immediately, it won’t matter; being decisive now, will focus your brain on ultimately giving what you need to get more of what you want.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): The control you have now will loosen over the next few weeks, so rev up your energy and let your impulses drive you harder. Not to say you will be missing out down the line, but the stars aren’t currently on your side in a major way that guarantees easy happy endings. Sure, they are still possible in the future, but for now, they will come to you more magically than ever.