Evening Quickies: Jenna Jameson Hits The Pole Again

  • Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI after driving her car into a light pole in California this morning. The jokes — they write themselves! [Perez Hilton]
  • Greg Allman from the Allman Brothers Band, 64, is engaged to a 24-year-old named Shannon Williams. It will be Allman’s seventh marriage. Hoo boy. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz opens up about his friend Adam Yauch’s death. [Rolling Stone]
  • Jessica Simpson’s wedding date to whats-his-face is supposedly going to be 12/12/12. I guess 11/11/11 didn’t work out? [Life & Style]

  • Help! This woman climaxes too early while doing the deed. [Em & Lo]
  • An angry neighbor is suing Wilmer Valderamma of “That ’70s Show” for nonstop partying. Maybe that’s why Fez keeps getting all these hot girls? Good parties! [TMZ]
  • “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood is back in jail after violating the terms of her drug rehabilitation program. [US Weekly]
  • I dunno, JWoww, the idea of an “adhesive bikini” scares me. [Daily Mail UK]
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