An Imagined Conversation With This Zebra Hat Model
Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?
Model: I’m blending in.
Me: Are you?
Model: Yep. If I can hold this pose for three more months I will be fully assimilated into a family of zebras.
Me: And then what?
Model: Not sure. One step at a time, my friend.
Me: Good luck to you.
[Zebra Hat, $65, Alwaysfits.com]