An Imagined Conversation With This Zebra Hat Model

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 21, 2012

Me: Hey!

Model: Shhh!

Me: Oh, sorry. Umm, why are we whispering?

Model: I’m blending in.

Me: Are you?

Model: Yep. If I can hold this pose for three more months I will be fully assimilated into a family of zebras.

Me: And then what?

Model: Not sure. One step at a time, my friend.

Me: Good luck to you.

[Zebra Hat, $65, Alwaysfits.com]