Morning Quickies: “The Mindy Project” Looks Soooo Good

  • Check out a first look at Mindy Kaling’s new show, “The Mindy Project,” coming to Fox this fall on Tuesday nights.  Mindy plays a smart, funny OB-GYN who sometimes makes an ass of herself while drunk and prays before dates … hmm, just like me.  I am so going to watch the shit out of this show. [Flavorwire]
  • It’s official: Britney Spears and Demi Lovato have finally signed on as “X Factor” judges. [PopCrush]
  • Kim Kardashian says her Kanye West relationship won’t be a big part of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” You mean Kimye are going to be discreet? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Ever wondered the legal names of stars like Cee Lo and Nicki Minaj? [Uptown Magazine]
  • “Big Bang Theory” actor Simon Helberg and his wife welcomed their first child earlier this month, a baby girl named Adeline. Congratulations! [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Getting oral sex is the absolute worst time to fart. [Gurl]
  • Trans fashion model Lea T has made her first runway appearance after undergoing gender reassignment surgery. [Styleite
  • This dude spent $60,000 trying to get his puggle back from his ex-girlfriend. It must have been a pretty damn cute puggle. []
  • Behold, the most passive-aggressive breakup text ever. I think he meant to send that to her. [Gawker]
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