Taurus (April 20-May 20): Trouble is coming and it’ll be in the form of disrupted security and increased discomfort. Whatever the price you have to pay for love now, understand it’s all part of this particular journey. While you might want to sit around passing the blame, don’t even bother, as it won’t even make sense. Best to suck it up and look over the horizon to better days.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You are the sign represented by two heads for a reason, because you have the tendency to always see the other side. This week, it’ll be glaringly obvious that where you are and where you want to go aren’t the same path and backtracking will be necessary to rectify your happiness. Of course, things can change, as they always do with you.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): You may be your own worst enemy now, as your paranoia can get out of control and make you say and do things that the sane part of you would never condone. No matter, we all have an inner psycho, as that is what makes us so colorful. While happenings this week can result in some embarrassment, remember those who truly love you won’t make you feel like crap for it.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Keep those hot friends of yours at home, as there will be a lot of cute guys out there and the competition will be tough. Not to say you can’t hold your own, but why should you have to put in that extra effort? Keep it light and fun when cruising the scene and pal around with your acquaintances that aren’t as easy on the eye. Whatever, true beauty is skin deep anyway.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Keeping up with the Joneses is lame, and if you want to play that game now, you’ll only be going down a slippery slope in which you won’t win — because you can’t. You will constantly be beating yourself up for reasons that are pointless. Instead, redefine your own ideals and make yourself the standard of excellence.
Libra (September 23-October 22): The truth will be subjective this week, putting you and your honey on opposite sides of the fence. You’ll say tomato, he’ll say to-mah-to. Thankfully, you don’t have to let this place a wedge between you, if you just take out your aggressions with more time out in nature. Yes, time to commune with the birds. At the very least, they won’t talk back to you.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Trust is a bitch, and trying to extend it can be a never-ending process of learning for you. This week, the lessons get even harder as something you thought was true will start to rear a very different and ugly head that has you retreating into yourself a bit more. No matter, as you are the lady that bounces back to the top as soon as you touch bottom.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Forget the tied to the hip routine with your baby now, as all you’ll want to do is roam free and feel your own independence. This might mean backing out of some important events, but realize your sanity is on the line. Sure, this might be a big disappointing blow, but nobody is perfect. It’s not that you don’t love your honey, but sometimes you love you more.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): No matter how hard you or another tries, punctuality will fly out the window this week. If you are typically anal about this, get ready for a week that will leave you frustrated. Yes, this will throw you off and make you wonder if the universe is against you; it will feel that way, but consider this a lesson in patience and keep a good book in your bag too.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Just as you declare your undying lust for one, in comes another choice that’ll make you wonder if you spoke too soon. Whatever, everyone has a player inside them, and that is the part you have to tune into now. After all, if you can’t stay enthralled by one’s worship of you, then enjoy your choices and understand what freedom is truly all about.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Romance will be on the rocks, as so-and-so gets a bit cold and has you wondering what you did. The fact is that you’ll have done nothing wrong, it’s just them being a moody little bitch – which is their right to feel. However, making you feel bad for their misgivings is a whole other story, so throw some shade back when you must. After all, if they can’t take it, they shouldn’t dish it.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Your mental circuits will be all out of whack and you won’t be able to stand by any decisions you make now. However, you won’t be the only one feeling this weird energy, as it’ll be happening all around you. So, be ready to take each day as its own adventure, rather than counting on solid plans. No matter, being on your toes is one of the best positions for you now.