These Simone Rocha perspex brogues are troubling for a number of reasons. There’s the bright green vinyl color, for one. Then there’s the clear perspex heel, which is bound to get you into some major trouble. It looks virtually unwalkable, and purposely designed so. That’s probably why it’s an “employee pick” at high fashion church Opening Ceremony, a store that prides itself on selling ridiculously overpriced, highly unwearable garments. And oh, did we mention the price? That’s right: They’re $ 1,075. [Opening Ceremony, $1,075]
