- Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced that she “so badly” wants to play Anastacia in the film version of “Fifty Shades Of Grey.” Oh yeah, JLH? How badly? [Your Tango]
- And the new “X Factor” judge is … Britney Spears. Should be interesting. [Too Fab]
- Some asshole teacher in Florida [insert Florida joke here] made her students wear a “cone of shame.” Yeah, like those things dogs wear after they get surgery. NO! [Newser]
- Argue with a this guy over who has more sex and prepare to get stabbed. [Huffington Post]
- Beware bad tippers. This family got locked in a restaurant for not leaving a tip. [Tru TV]
- She’s five months along, but Snooki doesn’t even feel pregnant yet, she reports. I guess she’s been eating pickles all along. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Here’s some stuff we wish our boyfriends would wear. I mean, if we had boyfriends. I don’t, so it’s hard to imagine what I would want him to wear. But you know what I mean. [The Berry]
- A brief history of books that have been banned for sexual content … starting with “Fifty Shades Of Grey.” [TresSugar]
- Don’t be a creepy Pinterester. Watch this video. [The Mary Sue]
- If you don’t have an actual prom date, you can bring a “novelty prom date” like these teens did. [Ranker]
- Oh, this is just a video of Nina Dobrev doing yoga on Conan O’Brien’s crotch. Enjoy. [Too Fab]
