Hot Links: Meet Michelle Pfeiffer’s Daughter Who We Didn’t Know Existed

Ami Angelowicz | May 9, 2012 - 5:20 pm
  • I didn’t even know Michelle Pfeiffer had a daughter. But apparently she does. [Too Fab]
  • On the other hand, we totally knew Jessica Simpson has a daughter. The mere sight of baby Maxwell inspires tears. At least that’s what Jessica says on Twitter. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Happy Birthday, kid! Um, so, yeah, you can hire an evil clown to stalk your child and scare the crap out of it. How thoughtful! [Huffington Post]
  • You bought a gift for your mom (hopefully not the evil clown) … but what about his? [Your Tango]
  • Butt dialing 911 is a like, a big problem. [Newser]
  • These mothers are the worst of 2012. Here’s looking at you, Dina Lohan. [Tru TV]
  • Abandoned pieces of luggage don’t always have drug money or bombs in them. Sometimes they have violins from the 1700’s. [Ranker]
  • These statement necklaces are perfect for completing your spring look. I’m so into necklaces right now. [The Berry]
  • Aww. Here’s some famous dudes talking about their moms. Ryan Gosling included! [Tres Sugar]
  • Those Girl Scout Cookie candy bars are on the shelves. RUN to the nearest grocery store.[The Mary Sue]