- I didn’t even know Michelle Pfeiffer had a daughter. But apparently she does. [Too Fab]
- On the other hand, we totally knew Jessica Simpson has a daughter. The mere sight of baby Maxwell inspires tears. At least that’s what Jessica says on Twitter. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Happy Birthday, kid! Um, so, yeah, you can hire an evil clown to stalk your child and scare the crap out of it. How thoughtful! [Huffington Post]
- You bought a gift for your mom (hopefully not the evil clown) … but what about his? [Your Tango]
- Butt dialing 911 is a like, a big problem. [Newser]
- These mothers are the worst of 2012. Here’s looking at you, Dina Lohan. [Tru TV]
- Abandoned pieces of luggage don’t always have drug money or bombs in them. Sometimes they have violins from the 1700′s. [Ranker]
- These statement necklaces are perfect for completing your spring look. I’m so into necklaces right now. [The Berry]
- Aww. Here’s some famous dudes talking about their moms. Ryan Gosling included! [Tres Sugar]
- Those Girl Scout Cookie candy bars are on the shelves. RUN to the nearest grocery store.[The Mary Sue]
