Morning Quickies: Prince Harry Hooking Up With Ex Chelsy Davy

  • Prince Harry is hooking up with his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy, the Daily Mail UK claims, but these ex-lovebirds are keeping it on the sly. Chelsy is reportedly not interested in the “royal lifestyle” but the pair has been on-again-off-again for years. So I guess he and Mollie King are dunzo? [Celebitchy]
  • Rihanna pissed off “Saturday Night Live” cast and crew by blowing off the final dress rehearsal this weekend, claiming to be sick. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • New couple alert! Tyra Banks and Drake were seen canoodling in Disneyland. Don’t these chuckleheads know that Disneyland is Ryan Gosling’s dating territory? [Essence]
  • Justin Bieber has finally finished high school, which makes us feel slightly less pervy for thinking his “Boyfriend” video was hawt. [PopCrush]
  • Of course “Tanning Mom” got spoofed on “SNL.” [The FW]
  • “Tanning Mom” is none too pleased that Snooki, of all people, is throwing shade: she called my favorite meatball an “asshole,” “fat” and “disgusting.” [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan and Woody Allen make for the strangest dining companions ever, right? [The Superficial]
  • A history of shacking up in America. Peggy Olsen, take note. [TresSugar]
  • Why Michael Fassbender would make the perfect Christian Grey in a Fifty Shades Of Grey adaptation. Uh, because of everything. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jay-Z admits he’ll probably have “the worst-spoiled kid ever.” [ONTD]
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