Hot Links: Would You Take Dating Advice From A “Teen Mom”?

  • “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham is offering dating tips on her website — and honestly? They’re not bad! [The Stir]
  • In memory of Adam “MCA” Yauch, who passed away on Friday, let’s rank the best Beastie Boys songs. My favorite was always “Get It Together” from Ill Communication. [Ranker]
  • Francois-Henri Pinault and Linda Evangelista have reached a undisclosed settlement in their child support case. I still think he is a douche. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Jack Osbourne debuted newborn daughter Pearl on the cover of Hello! alongside his fiancee Lisa Stelly and mom Sharon. Cute baby! Still, Jack Osbourne has a kid and I don’t. Not fair. [TooFab]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are basically planning my fantasy wedding, if I actually fantasized about such things. It’s probably going to be in Italy. I eagerly await my invite! [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Are you obsessed with celebrities? Here are 10 jobs that would be perfect for you! [Newser]
  • Sadly, at some point in your life, you will probably run into these 10 types of douchebags (if not more). [College Candy
  • Is there anything you can do to “make” the guy in your life put more effort into your relationship? [Your Tango]
  • Here’s a list of the dumbest Chris Brown moments. Where to begin? And are we talking dumb or pathologically f**ked up? [TruTV]