12 Things We Don’t Understand About “Tanning Mom”
- How exactly did she go from “Pauly D” to “blackface” so quickly? We suspect copious amounts of self-tanner sprayed directly onto the face, but we aren’t sure.
- What is her natural skin tone? Did she once look like her adorable, fair-skinned, redheaded daughter?
- Why does she do the tattooed lip liner as well? Isn’t that a lot of look?
- Where does her tanning money comes from?
- And all her time for tanning? Like, how does she manage to get the “G” and “L” part of GTL done?
- Is this woman MARRIED?!?! What is the husband’s deal?!
- Has anyone at the tanning salon ever told her “Nah, you’re good”?
- Does she moisturize?
- Can she sweat?
- Does she ever use those tanning stickers of the dolphins that tell you have far your tan has come?
- Who is her tan-spiration? Who does she have on her vision board?
- Does she know Octomom?
Get well soon, Tanning Mom.