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Thoughts On The Zoo Keeper Who Licked A Monkey’s Butt To Save Its Life

So, a zoo keeper in China took on the incredibly gross but selfless task of licking a monkey’s butt to save its life. A leaf monkey at the Wuhan Zoo became dangerously constipated after it ingested a peanut that had been thrown in its enclosure. Zhang Bangsheng determined that the peanut was too large to pass through the monkey’s system on its own and therefore had to be extracted manually by licking and sucking it out. After the jump, Jessica and I discuss over IM.

Jessica: This is fucking disgusting, aka up your alley. [Sends me link to story.]

Amelia: NOOOOOO. But also, if I had to lick Lucca’s butt to save her life, I would.

Jessica: No No No No No No No No No.

Amelia: I would.

Jessica: No No No No No No No No No.

Amelia: TO SAVE HER LIFE.

Jessica: EW. No.

Amelia: I would deal.

Jessica: That’s a DOG BUTT.

Amelia: I’d get over it to save my dog’s life.

Jessica: DIARRHEA COMES OUT OF IT. Also, I am eating lunch.

Amelia: Would you lick your child’s butt to save its life?

Jessica: I would use a wet washcloth.

Amelia: That is not an option! You can only lick it, like this guy did.

Jessica: What can a tongue do that a wet washcloth can’t?

Amelia: That’s not the point. 

Jessica: Ugh. Maybe?

Amelia: I think he needed suction.

Jessica: EWWWWW. OH MY GOD. I AM EATING LUNCH.

Amelia: Whatever, you brought it up.

[chinaSMACK]

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