“Tanning Mom” Speaks!

Yesterday we were gobsmacked by/fascinated with Tanning Mom, aka Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey mama bear who got arrested for allegedly putting her five-year-old in a tanning bed. Tanning Mom got arrested for child endangerment after her fair-skinned, redheaded little girl went to school with a bad sunburn and told teachers she “went tanning with mommy.” We’re fairly certain Tanning Mom and her leathery brown skin will be on an episode of “My Strange Addiction” faster than you can say SPF 45. (Hopefully she’ll get professional help, too.) But in the meantime, we’ll content ourselves with comedienne Giulia Rozzi’s take on Snooki-on-steroids. [YouTube]