Hot Links: Dan Savage Labeled A “Bully” & Experts Conclude The Tanning Mom Is, Duh, Tanorexic

  • My BFF Dan Savage has been labeled a “bully” because he went on a rant about ignoring the “bullshit in the Bible about gay people,” and while he apologizes for calling a person who walked out of this speech “a pansy ass,” he stands by his other comments. [Newser]
  • Star says that Angelina Jolie discovered Brad Pitt’s “secret stash” of love letters from another woman, but the most shocking thing about this tabloid story is that they’re not claiming the other woman is Jennifer Aniston. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • I love the message behind Christy Turlington’s “No Mother’s Day” campaign, which aims to raise awareness about the fact that a woman dies every 90 seconds from pregnancy and childbirth complications. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Mick Jagger is going to host the season finale of “Saturday Night Live,” which sounds fine to me, but he’s also going to be the musical guest and I am of the opinion that dude should have retired. Yeah, I said it. [TooFab]
  • Does your man suffer from ED, aka “erectile dysfunction”? Here are seven tips for solving this hard, heh, problem. [Your Tango]
  • Feeling a little jealous of the attention Kate Upton is getting for her Sports Illustrated cover and that “cat daddy” dance video? Here are a bunch of reasons why Kate Upton is NOT better than you. [College Candy]
  • File this under “No Shit, Sherlock”: experts have concluded that the Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, might be “tanorexic.” [Huffington Post]
  • Do you agree that these ladies are the funniest female comedians of all time? [Ranker]
  • Oh my god, this video is the perfect way to end the work day — a dog guarding his owner’s bike with his paws. [The Stir]