Morning Quickies: Hillary Clinton Wants To Make Muppet Magic With Jason Segel

  • Jason Segel revealed on “Late Night” that he asked Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to be in a film, but she declined. In a letter Clinton sent the actor, she wrote that she is “a little occupied at the moment” but one day hopes to join him on film: “My only condition is that there be Muppets involved and that is non-negotiable.” [Politico]
  • The 911 call to police made by Jennifer Hudson’s sister upon finding their mother shot was released in court yesterday in the case’s murder trial. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Lana Del Rey’s insinuated in her music video “Carmen” that she used to be a meth addict. Do we believe this? [PopCrush]
  • Behold, the creepiest kids’ song ever written. [The FW]
  • What should you do if you can’t get a tampon in? []
  • Beyoncé’s childbirth was predictably glam: “I got my nails done, I got my feet done, had my hair done, and I had my little lip gloss.” [People]
  • John Mayer’s new song “Shadow Days” is supposedly a farewell letter to his ex Jennifer Aniston. [US Weekly]
  • We saw this coming: “Octomom” Nadya Suleman filed for bankruptcy on Monday. [The Celebrity Cafe]
  • Six easy tips on how to get your feet sandal ready. [Betty Confidential]

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