Hot Links: Archie Arnett Is Already Hilarious!

  • Obviously, my favorite celebrity baby is Abel Arnett, but big bro Archie sounds pretty awesome too. Amy Poehler told David Letterman that her eldest son is turning into a “possessive husband” and that he once told her, “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” He’s three. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Some people don’t like the fact that Jessica Simpson gave her newborn daughter such a boyish name (Maxwell Drew). Whatevs, I love it. Case closed. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Jessica, let’s take a look back at her incredibly lonnnnng pregnancy. [theBERRY]
  • Eight dates dudes actually dig. [College Candy]
  • In honor of the upcoming Mother’s Day holiday, here are 15 love lessons from mom. [YourTango]
  • Bad news for Hulu users — the TV-on-the-internet service is going to only work for cable subscribers. [Newser]
  • Meet “Bachelorette” Emily Maynard’s 25 suitors! Do I have to?! [TooFab]
  • More unnecessary speculation about Kate Middleton’s baby-brewing abilities. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Octomom Nadya Suleman, upon filing for bankruptcy, says she is as much as $1 million dollars in debt. [Huffington Post]