As is tradition, the President delivered a standup routine at this weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, cracking jokes about Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, and Donald Trump. Probably my favorite joke? “Four years ago, I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton,” President Obama said. “Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartegana.” Also, I have a soft spot for the shout out to the First Lady in his Young Jeezy joke. Check out the highlights above and the full speech after the jump…
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Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ |
Two-Way Mirrors In Nightclub's Ladies' Bathroom! – Huffington Post | |
6 Ways Sex Makes You More Attractive – YourTango | |
Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango | |
7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked | |
Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post |




