Morning Quickies: Kevin Jonas & Wife Land A Reality Show, “Married To Jonas”

  • It’s “Newlyweds” redux: Kevin Jonas and his wife Danielle are the latest celeb couple to land a reality show about newly-married life. “Married To Jonas” will star the eldest Jonas brother and his wife about the struggles with “marrying into pop royalty.” As long as the super-hot one — that would be middle brother Joe Jonas [I prefer Nick, actually. — Editor] — gets some screen time, we are not offended by this. [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Speaking of newlyweds, how did Prince William and Kate Middleton celebrate their first anniversary? [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Julianne Moore has been offered the iconic mom role in the “Carrie” remake, which will star Chloe Moretz. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Beyoncé and her mama finally addressed those fake bump and surrogacy rumors. [PopCrush]
  • Find out which 11-year-old will play the newest lead in  “Annie” on Broadway! [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Cinqo de Mayo is coming: here’s six easy, delicious cocktails for the occasion. [Betty Confidential]
  • Be honest: some bathroom graffiti is pretty damn funny. [Modern Man]
  • Incorporating yellow in your wardrobe is easier than you’d think. [Wander With Style]
  • And you thought your breakup was bad: a dentist removed her ex-boyfriend’s teeth. [The Gloss]
  • How to spring clean your closet in five easy piles. [Racked]
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