Morning Quickies: Kardashians To Clog The News Cycle For Three More Years

Jessica Wakeman | April 25, 2012 - 10:20 am
  • The Kardashians are not going anywhere: they’ve signed a $40 million deal to stay with E! for another three years. Brace yourselves. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Octomom’s hairstylist made a formal complaint to police that Nadya Suleman’s 14 kids are being neglected and living in squalor. Sadly, we would not be shocked if this was true. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Louis C.K’s new TV show will star … Ashley Tisdale? That’s an odd pair. [PopBytes]
  • Pilar Sanders, the estranged wife of former NFL star Deion Sanders, was arrested for “assault family violence” against her husband. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Martin Lawrence and his wife of 17 years, Shamicka, are dunzo. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Tony Perkins, a kooky right-wing Christian homophobe, is concerned that Mike & Ike candies are gay. Let me repeat that: he is concerned that candies are gay. [Nerve]  
  • Nicki Minaj is back on Twitter after quitting in a huff last week when fans leaked her music. [PopDust]
  • Fourteen animals with Skrillex hair. I really don’t get what Ellie Goulding sees in this guy. [The FW]
  • Dudes explain their top three no-nos for a first date. [Em & Lo]
  • Taylor Swift wants to play Joni Mitchell in a film version of the biography Girls Like Us, by Sheila Weller, about the lives of Carole King, Joni Mitchell, and Carly Simon. [Lainey Gossip]
  • David Arquette is back together with “Entertainment Tonight” reporter Christina McLarty, who also happens to be the ex-wife of “Girls Gone Wild” impresario Joe Francis. [Life & Style]
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