Evening Quickies: Kevin Federline’s Aunt Penned An Erotic Novel About His Marriage To Britney

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 23, 2012
  • Kevin Federline’s aunt Diane Story has penned an erotic e-book inspired by star-crossed lovers Britney Spears and K-Fed. Pop Baby Krissy Doucet, as the erotic e-book is called, stars young pop star Krissy and dancer Keenan Fazio. It’s all yours for $4.99 on April 26. YOU GUYS, NO. Maybe it will be kind of like 50 Shades Of Grey with Cheese Doodles? [PopCrush]
  • Lindsay Lohan has officially been cast as Elizabeth Taylor in a new Lifetime original movie, “Liz and Dick,” about the late icon’s love affair with Richard Burton. Don’t screw this one up, LiLo! [Uptown Magazine]
  • Prince Harry is headed back to the United States. Be still, my heart. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Chris Brown is selling … puppies? [PopBytes]
  • Jennifer Hudson broke down on the witness stand, testifying against her ex-brother-in-law for the murder of her mother, brother and nephew in 2008. Jennifer said her family did not like how William Balfour treated her sister and nephew and warned her sister against marrying the guy.  [People]
  • Is it possible to masturbate too much? [Em & Lo]
  • Dick pics from “Twilight” actor Kiowa Gordon have been yanked off “revenge porn” website Is Anyone Up after his lawyers started freaking out. [TMZ]
  • One Direction bandmates pinched Harry Styles’ butt during his “What Makes You Beautiful” solo. That won’t set tongues wagging or anything. [PopCrush]
  • Twelve reasons you were not accepted into Marvel’s “Avengers.” [The FW]
  • Miranda Kerr’s mother and grandmother are both gorgeous, obvi. [Huffington Post]
  • Is the show “GCB” unfair in its portrayal of Southern women? [Slate]

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