Cushion The Blow Of Your Little White Dating Lie
I think the person who made this pillow has been spying on me. For some reason, I seem to attract a lot of men who love the outdoors. Me? Not so much. I don’t like sleeping in a tent. I don’t want to spend more time with bears, bugs and snakes. I don’t want to get used to going to the bathroom behind a tree and wiping with leaves. I refuse. But there have been a few times in the courtship process that I slightly exaggerated how much I would be “into going camping sometime.” Thats BS. I’ll never go camping. My approved outdoorsy activities include short bike rides, picnics in Central Park and tanning at the beach. That’s it. I need to put this pillow on my bed to soften the blow. That way, Bear Grylls will know who he’s really getting into bed with. An indoor girl. Oh, and this pillow is eco friendly, so at least I can keep pretending to be environmentally conscious.