Morning Quickies: Angelina Jolie Is Pretty Much A Diplomat Now

  • Angelina Jolie has been elevated from from a United Nations goodwill ambassador to a diplomatic role as special refugee envoy. Angie’s been involved with the UN for 10 years, drawing attention to humanitarian crises; in her new role, she’ll focus on large-scale crises in places like Afghanistan and Somalia. [Huffington Post]
  • Halle Berry finnnnnally confirmed her engagement to Olivier Martinez. [People]
  • Do you need a sexy pillow? Justin Timberlake is branching out into home goods. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Don’t worry, girls: Marilyn Manson is not engaged, his rep claims, despite actress Seraphim Ward tweeting a pic of a ring and saying it came from the shock rocker. [Stupid Celebrities]
  • Five easy tips for hotter sex (that won’t throw out your back). [Betty Confidential]
  • “Saturday Night Live”‘s executive producer Lorne Michaels offered Mitt Romney a “Saturday Night Live” hosting gig, which sounds like it would be as boring as toast. [Nerve]
  • Heidi Montag from “The Hills” won’t go away and is trying to make that pop star thing happen again. [Us Weekly]
  • Eco-friendly date ideas to try this spring. [TresSugar]
  • Amanda Bynes drunk driving is the theme of a tasteless new video game. [Perez Hilton]
  • Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett are dunzo after four months. [Showbiz Spy]

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