Evening Quickies: Lady Gaga’s Ex Threatening To Release Old Songs

  • Lady Gaga’s ex-boyfriend and former producer Rob Fusari is threatening to release some of Gaga’s unfinished tracks from 2006 and 2007. [PopCrush]
  • BDSM erotica writer E.L. James claims she wrote 50 Shades Of Grey because she was having a midlife crisis. [Nerve]
  • Also, 50 reasons not to read 50 Shades Of Grey. [The Gloss]
  • Comedian Aziz Ansari explains what guys really think when they text you. [Gurl.com]
  • Everybody calm down: the gun Pippa Middleton’s friend flashed at Paris paparazzi was only a toy. [New York Post]
  • Ten other celebs who’ve gotten in trouble with guns! [College Candy]
  • Simon Cowell got robbed by a one-night stand last October by a lady who made off with his laptop and wallet while he was sleeping. [The Sun UK
  • Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb, who is suffering from cancer, has reportedly fallen into a coma. Oh dear. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Michael Fassbender sure makes a creepy robot. [The FW]
  • Not-so-secret Trekkie Amelia will like this post: meet Nichelle Nichols, the African-American actress who broke television barriers playing Lt. Uhura on “Star Trek.” [Nichelle has been a goddess in my eyes since I was 5-years-old. Uhura forever! — Editor] [Ecosalon]
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