Me: Hey there. You OK?
Model: Yes, why?
Me: You just look a little … off center. Have you had a few cocktails this afternoon?
Model: No.
Me: Inner ear infection?
Model: Nope.
Me: Impromptu somersault competition?
Model: Yep, and I won!
Me: Let me grab you a chair.
[Midi Dress, $28, ASOS]






