An Imagined Conversation With This Off-Balance Model

Me: Hey there. You OK?

Model: Yes, why?

Me: You just look a little … off center. Have you had a few cocktails this afternoon?

Model: No.

Me: Inner ear infection?

Model: Nope.

Me: Impromptu somersault competition?

Model: Yep, and I won!

Me: Let me grab you a chair.

[Midi Dress, $28, ASOS]