Aries (March 21-April 19): If you stop paying attention to others, you’ll see that you’re doing quite well. This is the time to get a bit more introverted and refocus yourself, as the competitive feeling that’s getting to is really only in your head. So, forget the periphery for now and get into your own groove, for only then you will realize all you need to know — that you’re fabulous!
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ve known a certain truth for a long time, but whether you’ve accepted it has been debatable. This week, though, the obvious can’t be ignored and the truth will be much more intense than usual, and you’ll have to swallow it. But the whole experience will have you seeing that you are much stronger than a rock.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): People are going to be a-holes no matter what. So, no matter how much you whine and try to gain sympathy, don’t expect it to work. It won’t even matter how severe your sob story is either, as it won’t get you the attention you deserve, and will only make you feel more despair. Instead, suck it up and let your tragedy be your fuel, not your failure.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Fate is going to be slapping you upside the head this week, and making you see that your relationship has many more levels to explore than you want to be bothered with. Yes, you will be grappling with your laziness, as priorities will be draining you. However, if you get up and push through it, you’ll find that your boo is the pot of gold at the end of a very twisted rainbow.
Leo (July 23-August 22): Hold tight to your idealism this week, as you’ll need to turn the other cheek when it comes to dealing with your current flavor of the month. Not to say they’re going to be whacked out of their mind, but their bossy behavior won’t sit well with you and if you don’t just let it slide off your back, you’ll end up turning this molehill into a mountain unnecessarily.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): You will be seeing a lot more options this week, so don’t be fast to sign on any dotted lines. As it goes, you need to know what you want in a very obvious way and with so many variations on the truth happening now, it’ll be hard to get a grip on what you will want for the long run. So, know you have time and let it ride.
Libra (September 23-October 22): It’s okay to backtrack a little and reassess the feelings and ideas you had about love and see how that matches up to your vision now. Once you see how far or close you are to the goals you once held dear, then you will have a clue on how to proceed with the negotiations you face this week, as it’s do or die time.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): We all have fairy tales that we want to live up to, and while yours has sailed away in a very different direction, it doesn’t mean all is lost. Yes, things won’t appear as you once thought, but oh well; let go of control and let destiny take you on its ride, because this week will prove to be way more interesting that even you could of ordained.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Go with the flow and let the world open up new possibilities for you. You never know what can happen with that certain odd someone, unless you walk through the fire and explore all the options. As it happens, this week will have a lot of hidden surprises and will require that you do your work to get to the juicy nougat inside.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): A deeper, darker side to you will be popping out and wreaking havoc on your point of view. It might make your more silly habits seem too ridiculous and some people in your life just too excessive to deal with. Sure, this will turn your snobbery rate up a few more notches, but consider this part of your defense mechanism and heed its warning.
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Just sit back and let your baby entertain you, as it’ll be their attempts at making you laugh that’ll have you falling in love with them in a newer and hotter way. After all, when was the last time you just let all it hang out and just enjoyed the goofier side of each other? So, realize now is your time to learn relationships don’t have to be about anything but having fun.
Pisces (February 20-March 20): You will be your own worst enemy this week, so prepare to talk yourself off the ledge as you start to get a case of heightened nerves, feeling as if the world is out to get you. Chances are you do have to make a few adjustments, but if you just know when to breathe and look at the bigger picture, this tense time will sort itself out.