Gosh! Who Knew Kip From “Napoleon Dynamite” Was So Bangable?

Hello, Captain Ginger Beard, I mean, Aaron Ruell, would you like to chat online for two hours every night? I will totally send you a full body shot. I even wrote a poem for you: “Your ginger hair floats in the air… To me it’s like a lullaby… I’m just flying by… Oh so high… like a kite… tied to a skate…” Anyway, chat me! [via Buzzfeed]