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Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals

Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Do Not Want: Feathers
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain... that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

These footwear atrocities are actually labeled “Boots” on the Yoox website, which doesn’t make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them “Stirrup Legging Sandals,” or maybe “Prosthetic Leg Covers,” but in the end, I think “Really, Really Ugly” is probably the best descriptor. [$108, Yoox]

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