Do Not Want: Stirrup Legging Sandals

Do Not Want: Stockings

These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »

Do Not Want: Feathers

Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »

Do Not Want: Keychain

A keychain... that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »

Do Not Want: Molting Boots

Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

These footwear atrocities are actually labeled “Boots” on the Yoox website, which doesn’t make much sense, but when I try to think of a more appropriate moniker for them, I understand the dilemma. I guess you could call them “Stirrup Legging Sandals,” or maybe “Prosthetic Leg Covers,” but in the end, I think “Really, Really Ugly” is probably the best descriptor. [$108, Yoox]