This Week In Sex: 16 NY State Teachers With Sexual Misconduct Allegations Are Still Employed, Plus Porn Star Death Conspiracy Theories

  • Thank you, Freedom of Information Act, for informing us that there are at least 16 New York State teachers accused of sexual misconduct who are still employed in the school system. WHAT!? [Newser]
  • Happy Easter! Here are some Easter-centric pickup lines for ya. Starting with: “You’re not just some bunny, you’re my bunny. [Shine]
  • If you’ve been on a sexual hiatus, here are some tips for getting back in the sack. [Your Tango]
  • Just because they are sex toys doesn’t mean they are sexy. Check out some of the unsexiest, like the oral snorkel, so you can breathe better down there. [College Candy]
  • If you’re a horny person, here’s a list of cities you should live in. Venice Beach, here we come. [The Stir]

  • Are you up to date on your porn star death conspiracy theories? Well, you will be after this. I, for one, am interested to know what really happened to Percy Foster, the little person porn star who looked like Gordon Ramsay. Was he really eaten by a badger? [TruTV]
  • A new study says that riding bikes may lead to sexual dysfunction in women. NOOOO! I literally just bought a bike. This is not OK. [LA Weekly]
  • Sometimes threesomes end badly, and sometimes they end with a handshake. [The Gloss]
  • Guys, you might want to refrain from using these four moves when you bed a new lady. Yeah, definitely don’t use the word “Daddy” unless you know she likes it. [Ask Men]
  • This man was arrested for getting all dressed up in a little black cocktail dress and exposing himself to children. At least he’s not a New York state teacher. [Huffington Post]