Evening Quickies: Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI After Hitting Cop Car

  • Lindsay Lohan wet herself with glee this morning as Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car. TMZ reports Amanda tried to pass a West Hollywood police car, but ending up swiping it. She was released on a $5,000 bail. We’re glad no one was injured.  [TMZ]
  • Courtney Stodden is super sexy sensually hunting for Easter eggs! Don’t look at this unless you’re cool with your eyes bleeding. [ONTD
  • Ke$ha debuts a new, geometric haircut, addresses rumors she drops acid, and praises a ban on the sale of shark fins. Yes, that is the weirdest sentence on the whole Internet. [PopCrush]
  • Wait no, this is: “My Little Damon” is a thing on Reddit in which My Little Pony fans super-imposing Matt Damon’s face on pony faces. [The FW]
  • Various media outlets are running ads for “The Client List” featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobs in various degrees of Photoshop-age. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Mark Ballas from “Dancing With The Stars” and his girlfriend Tiffany Dunn were filmed by paps in a drunken screaming match outside a Hollywood club Tuesday … all because he smoked a cigarette after promising to quit! [TMZ]
  • PETA is not happy about lyrics in Kanye’s new song “Theraflu,” in which he sings, “Tell PETA my mink is draggin’ on the floor.” PETA fired back, “He’s a great musician but doesn’t seem to have the fashion sense to design anything more than caveman costumes.”  [XXLmag
  • What the hell does “haute hippie” mean? [NY Girl Style]
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