This bubblegum dress from Etsy seller CoyotePeyote is cute and all, I guess. But here’s the thing — if, in fact, it’s stocked with actual bubblegum, I could see it lasting all of, like, five minutes in my house before I cut through the plastic and ate the gumballs inside. I have no willpower when it comes to gumballs, and go through them like nobody’s business. I chew them for 30 seconds and then swallow them (shh, don’t judge) and then eat a new one. Anyways, I guess I’m saying there should be more food-in-clothing hybrids. [Etsy]
